Gironas Missing Apostrophe

We crossed into France via the EuroTunnel and headed towards our first campsite South East of Rouen where we had a lovely pitch on the banks of the Seine. Les Andelys is a beautiful little town and the impressive Chateau Gaillard stands high above the river. The Castle was built to protect the Norman frontier by Richard the Lionheart, who among his many titles was Duke of Normandy, I don't suppose he had much of a hand in doing the building work, but how did he have the time to get that organised alongside the crusades? On our second day on site I thought we might have been heading for our own crusade, as the sky darkened and a strong wind rocked the van from side to side, this was followed by torrential rain and then hailstones. I had visions of us slipping off the pitch into the Seine and floating off down the river. Then as quickly as it started it stopped and the sun came out. It wasn't until we met a couple later on our trip who told us about the hurricane and tornadoes that had left a trail of destruction  through the Calais region, I think we had caught the back end of it and we were lucky to have not travelled a day later.

Marleen the MoHo

Three weeks! Are you sure? I'd been waiting 14 long months for the Motorhome to arrive, there had been many false dawns along the way as promised delivery dates came and faded into the distance. Then at the beginning of August our dealer called to say the MoHo had arrived. Well the joy lasted for about 30 seconds as he then went on to say, we just need to wait for the paperwork to arrive and then we can register the vehicle and you can collect it. Ok, so how long do you expect that to take? I asked, well usually about three weeks. My protestations appeared to drift over the salesman's head, as he said yes three weeks is really good, during the Covid lockdown it was taking up to three months! Then of course the next penny dropped as I realised where we were heading, it was pointless to collect the van a week before we could register it on a 72 plate on 1st September. So three weeks became 4. It was as though Christmas had arrived, the presents were sitting under the tree but I had to wait until the end of January to open them. Despite the swirl of emotions going round my head, pragmatism took over and we agreed on a collection date of 1st September. We did though arrange to have a sneaky peak at the big shiny present a couple of weeks before we collected it, just to make sure it was as we remembered it after all this time.

Backpacking In Style

We've been debating it, discussing it, wavering about it, and then when the decision was made and the forms submitted, planning for it for what feels like forever ..., yes, retirement has finally arrived for the both of us. Retired! Blimey, that makes me feel so old, in my head I'm just a mature looking 21 year old who happens to have grey hair and a beer belly. I went straight from school to work, no university and no gap year, so I sometimes think I've missed out on the whole misspent youth and travel thing, and I'm hoping that early retirement will allow me to play catch up while I've still got some stamina to live life on the edge ......... well I say on the edge, buying a motorhome and joining the Caravan and Motorhome Club its probably more middle England then sex drugs and rock and roll. I do like my comforts but there is something quite appealing about the freedom of being on the open road, just going with the flow and following the sun until we can no longer afford the diesel! 

From Barbados to the Nether Regions

They always say keep your eye on your belongings when you are relaxing on the beach, but little did I realise that I was going to be the perpetrator rather than the victim of a mobile phone and t-shirt heist. After a day of sunbathing Meg, Ellie and her Partner Ben, had all drifted off to a beach bar and Mrs Riley had headed back to the apartment. Assuming even I couldn't mess this up, I was left in charge of the straightforward task of packing away the towels, kindles, sun cream etc in the beach bag. So as my thoughts turned to a nice cold beer or two from the fridge, everything that was left on or around our sun loungers just got scooped up and placed into the bag. As I set off back to our apartment I was confronted by a guy asking me about an iphone. Part of me was thinking bloody hell, these beach hawkers standards have improved, they used to just offer towels or sundresses. But no he was quite insistent that I had his iphone and for good measure his airpods and t-shirt. Looking back the confusion had started because assuming everyone had gone from our lounges the iPhone guy had left his t-shirt, airpods and phone on the end table while he played beach football and without any thought I'd mistakenly assumed Ben had left his phone  etc. After reaching an understanding of what the problem was, I had a good rummage around in the bag and there it all was. We had a good laugh about it, well I did, I'm not sure he was fully convinced.

Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension (almost!)

Well if this is a taste of retirement I'm all for it! Winter sun, white beaches, clear blue sea and reports of frost and snow from back home. I'm not officially retired until April, so I'm taking the view that I'm on a retirement training course. It's best not to suddenly stop when you finish, but unwind slow and steady, and if ever there was a culture to help you achieve that Barbados has to be top of the list. Is it wrong to admit that I felt a bit of a warm glow as people started to return to work after the Chtistmas break? It could have been the sunburn taking effect, but I think it was more the knowledge that I've only got 46 days left to work when we get home. 

The Pigeon, The President & The Chipboard

I hope everyone has had a fabulous Chtistmas, as always it flies by, but for me it's been nice to spend time with family and friends. I've had so many lovely presents over the years, but one that always sticks in my mind was a 6ft by 4ft sheet of varnished chipboard. You are probably thinking poor lad, but I didn't have a hard childhood, it's just that sometimes the simplest presents are the best. As a child I was a massive fan of Subbuteo and the chipboard enabled me to keep my green cloth pitch flat and smooth and it meant I could play at table level rather than scrabbling about on the floor with an uneven pitch. 

Where Is That Bloody Book?

It's been a while since my last blog, but I have been busy, not just looking after the chickens you understand, I've been exploring the world of South Kesteven! For those of you that are non the wiser, South Kesteven is a district in South Lincolnshire and probably one of the great undiscovered areas of the country.

I do enjoy my walking, but let's get it out there straight away, Lincolnshire, doesn't have mountains or the rugged landscape enjoyed by other areas of the country, it does however, have some beautiful countryside for you to enjoy. It was once said that "any fool can appreciate mountain scenery, but it takes a man of discernment to appreciate the Fens". So without a doubt this walk will appeal to everyone reading this blog!